throughthefireandflames: (Smile (Sasha))
Sasha ([personal profile] throughthefireandflames) wrote2010-10-25 05:50 am
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1st Flame [Video Post]

[There is a click and what seems like someone adjusting the computer around, eventually there is a girl looking back at you.]

Hello Smash Academy! This place is amazing! There's so many different trainers and Pokemon and things I have no idea what to call you and oh gosh, I think I saw Rock Band in the student lounge.....anyway. [She is grinning so much ROCK BAND IS THE BEST THING OKAY.]

Name's Sasha. I'm Red's Charizard! Yeap, that's me! Good old Sasha. And like the rest of Red team, we're here to ROCK. YOUR. WORLD, (well more like rockband how do I turn this bold off oh there we go...) KICK ASS and LEARN EDUCATION!

I like spelling. [Pause] And writing. And computers. I'm so proud and happy that everyone's gonna be coming here to learn too, and thankful that Red's okay with us coming here too.

Um, by the way, the phone we were given? Is it possible to get another? I kinda...melted the keyboard when I spoke into it the first time, I'm so sorry. It's just controlling my breath in human form is still pretty hard.

Max! Love the biceps, it was nice to meet ya. [Thumbs up!]

Spinny! I'm still looking for a good pair of glasses for you. [She holds up a pair of sunglasses, and puts them on herself.] I think these are too big for you. [They look silly on her too.]

[Private to Red Team, aka sent e-mails]
You guys! Apparently Giovanni is teaching something, this school lets everyone in, it's hilarious! Uh....not that I think we're considered in the everyone. I meant like...Giovanni and Green Team.

I say we take turns and start stalking him as soon as possible. I bet he's just bidding his time or something. We can't let him try to take over the school or harm anyone. That's the Red Team Way, right?!

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-10-26 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Sparks? I look like a Pikachu to you, Charitard?

Where'd you get that idea from? I beat up shit that's weaker'n me all the time. Hell, I took Vinnie on, didn't I?

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-26 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Sparks are what start out and become flames. I read it in a book.

Huh. And here I thought most of us had um...hold on..[she gets the research book.] "Generally, a Charizard will be competitive. It loves to battle and spend a great amount of time training or looking for opponents. Its competitive spirit is also noteworthy, since it will never spit flames at a weaker foe unless provoked or commanded." It's from Smoke in the Wind: The Problem With Excessive Domestication"by Mathilda Beech!

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-10-26 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
That's a shitty nickname and you should be embarrassed.

Uh-huh. So who d'you think knows more about Charizards: a Charizard, or some dusty professor off in the wherever-the-fuck region?
punchvolcanoes: (Derp (Charizard))

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-26 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
You can take it or leave it, I'll still call you Sparks anyway. And...to be honest, I don't know any other Charizards except you. Never met any other of my kind, and there weren't any in the mountains where we were staying.

And this lady has done a show called 'The Charizard Whisperer' where she takes on the Charizard of other trainers.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-10-26 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Y'know what? Fine. Keep it. You're gonna be callin' me that after we tussle, anyway.

...Guess I'm kinda in the same boat or whatever. Only Charizards I know're me, you, and my mom.

That sounds dumb as hell. Stupid bitch is just gonna get herself set on fire.
punchvolcanoes: (Talking (Charizard))

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-26 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
At least it's better than Bubbles! Siiiiiigh Bubbles.....

I never knew my mom. My first memory is waking up in the lab and having a bunch of scientists poke at me.

She wears um...[she searches the internet] Oh! here we go:

http://www.thedocumentaryblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/0702_1.JPG

I think the guns are just for show, I never saw her use those.
Edited 2010-10-26 07:58 (UTC)

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-10-26 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Don't even start with that. Don't remind me about Blastoise bawwhawww I miss him :'( :'(

Ain't missin' that much, really. We ain't s'posed to stick around our parents for more'n a week or two.

The hell is that? I don't care what the lady's wearin', ain't no way a self-respectin' Charizard would listen to that.
punchvolcanoes: (Sly  (Charizard))

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-26 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Baw I miss him too, I mean wait.

Yeah I figured. Our kind seems to just loving fighting and kicking things, don't we? I'm surprised we don't eat our young. Maybe that's why we're so rare in the wild...

Most don't. At first anyway. Then you find out a lot of them had bad starts with Team Rocket and that's why they don't follow their trainers much.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-10-26 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
What? That's gross. Don't be gross, Charitard. First Biomech and now you. IF I EVER HAVE BABIES IT'LL BE WITH A DITTO.

I wouldn't watch it. Sounds sappy as shit.
punchvolcanoes: (Derp (Charizard))

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-26 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I'd want to eat them honestly. Or just have them for a few weeks. They are your own flesh and blood...

Maybe, but there's Terminator: The Manchamp Connor Chronicles right afterward. Totally worth it.
Edited 2010-10-26 08:29 (UTC)

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-10-26 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
Get real, Sasha. You got the shiny gene. Any eggs you have're gonna be snapped up by trainers before you have time to blink.

...You seriously need some hobbies.
punchvolcanoes: (Smug (Charizard))

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-26 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Shiny genes don't give you anything special apart from looking different. I read about it! It's just a genetic mal...fucntion that doesn't make you stronger or better than others of your own kind, just a different colored skin. They've been researching that over the last forty years. Didn't help me at all in life either, apart from getting kidnapped for Team Rocket. Anyway, Plants would know. You get stronger with hard work and having an amazing trainer. I don't think either of us would be here right now if it wasn't for Boss or Green, right? Plus yuck! The yellow as a Charmander.

'Sides, I know that Red wouldn't let a trainer near any eggs I might have unless he trusts them.

I play Rock Band! I'm getting good at the drums in expect, but I have to be careful so I don't burn the couches.
Edited 2010-10-26 11:39 (UTC)

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-10-26 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just a second's pause -- Team Rocket, huh? He thinks about asking about it, but drops it. He doesn't want Red's team knowing a thing about where he comes from, so he figures he might as well do the same for them.]

You and I both know it don't make you no stronger, but that don't mean it don't make you special. There are plenty of trainers out there who don't care about nothin' other than gettin' a badass Charizard to show off, let alone trainers who want a crazy-rare black one. Anyway, that's just the way things are for us. It ain't like anyone who caught a wild Charmander stopped to ask its ma if it was ready to leave.

And Plants is an even worse nickname than Sparks. His name's Bulba.

Rock Band. That's cute. You lemme know when you learn how to play somethin' for real. ...Y'can probably curl your tail around yourself. They got magic and shit here, so there's a good chance they made your uniform fireproof.
punchvolcanoes: (Blush  (Charizard))

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-27 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
And those guys aren't worthy to be real trainers. And that's why their Charizards end up being so weak.

...Bulba then.


A real instrument? [She thinks about it, and most of it ends up with her burning it to a crisp.] Maybe...Oh wow, that is real handy.

[She tries it and...it does work!]

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, shut up.

[lol oops Sasha guess whose first trainer was one of those "oh man gotta have a chayzard" types]

Y'get used to workin' around the place real quick. The desks sure as hell ain't designed for wings and tails, though, I'll tell you that much.

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-27 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[OH WOOPS. Well she doesn't know about that, but having a normal conversation Char is way too interesting so she will stop talking about it.]

...oh right. The desks. Balls. I haven't gotten to sit in one yet we'll see how that goes...

Hey, when do you want to spar each other? Gotta do those sparring things first, I'm fighting someone named Watt, know him? But after that, my fighting schedule is tragically empty.

[identity profile] blazinglizard.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[What no they are not having a normal conversation. That would be treason. THIS IS CLEARLY HATE-RIDDLED BANTER.]

Try it when you ain't a human. You'll have a ball.

Never heard of the kid. If you seriously gotta ask "when", then you don't know me, Charitard. I'd take you on right here and now if we were in the same room.
punchvolcanoes: (Hurpaderp  (Charizard))

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-27 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
How about next week then?
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[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-27 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad we came to an understanding.

Of biting each other in the face.