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Sasha ([personal profile] throughthefireandflames) wrote2010-10-25 05:50 am
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1st Flame [Video Post]

[There is a click and what seems like someone adjusting the computer around, eventually there is a girl looking back at you.]

Hello Smash Academy! This place is amazing! There's so many different trainers and Pokemon and things I have no idea what to call you and oh gosh, I think I saw Rock Band in the student lounge.....anyway. [She is grinning so much ROCK BAND IS THE BEST THING OKAY.]

Name's Sasha. I'm Red's Charizard! Yeap, that's me! Good old Sasha. And like the rest of Red team, we're here to ROCK. YOUR. WORLD, (well more like rockband how do I turn this bold off oh there we go...) KICK ASS and LEARN EDUCATION!

I like spelling. [Pause] And writing. And computers. I'm so proud and happy that everyone's gonna be coming here to learn too, and thankful that Red's okay with us coming here too.

Um, by the way, the phone we were given? Is it possible to get another? I kinda...melted the keyboard when I spoke into it the first time, I'm so sorry. It's just controlling my breath in human form is still pretty hard.

Max! Love the biceps, it was nice to meet ya. [Thumbs up!]

Spinny! I'm still looking for a good pair of glasses for you. [She holds up a pair of sunglasses, and puts them on herself.] I think these are too big for you. [They look silly on her too.]

[Private to Red Team, aka sent e-mails]
You guys! Apparently Giovanni is teaching something, this school lets everyone in, it's hilarious! Uh....not that I think we're considered in the everyone. I meant like...Giovanni and Green Team.

I say we take turns and start stalking him as soon as possible. I bet he's just bidding his time or something. We can't let him try to take over the school or harm anyone. That's the Red Team Way, right?!

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-10-25 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
You're talkin' to a Grass type about wood pillows, don't tempt me.

...

Hey... You gonna let me in on the joke or what? What's so funny?

[Private]

Yeah... you're right. Still pisses me off though.

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-25 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
You know I was kinda expecting him to teach business or Pokemon or something...but he's teaching geology.

Geology.

Giovanni is teaching it.

Gio...Geo...yeah I um..[she stops laughing.]

That's kinda insulting to all the Rock pokemon. Knowing that the Ex-Rocket Boss is teaching about stones and all that.
Edited 2010-10-25 10:51 (UTC)

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-10-25 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
ImageThat's... all? THAT WASN'T HILARIOUS AT ALL

...I thought Brock was the Rock Pokemon guy. I never met'im though. But shit, the bigger problem's how an evil bastard like him ever got to be a teacher of anything, much less a Gym Leader in the Pokemon League.
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[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-25 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I thought it was funny okay.

Good question. I bet it probably is the same reason they let Green take his gym position.

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-10-25 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah. fucking 'Ceus.

I bet he's so goddamn smug with his cushy little seat on Giovanni's rubble. Gets to lord all over other trainers now, cuz it's his fucking job.

Messed right the hell up.

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-25 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
[She shrugs]

Eh, I don't think they let him lord anything up. Sides, if he's the Earth Badge, his team is sorely lacking in it. At least he's not part of the Elite Four or the Reigning Champ.

I'm pretty sure if Red wanted one of the gym positions he'd take it. But he's like us...he can't stay in just one place for too long, you know?

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-10-25 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I bet he's lording it up in his fat head, anyway.

Yeah. You can't get stronger if you're just stuck in the same place all the time. Wonder how long Red's plannin' to stay here. Seems like there's a lot of tough cookies around.

And you're not allowed to date any of them

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-25 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, let him continue to wallow in his own ego and be happy with what he has. I'm happy with the team and who I am and that's not a thing he can take away from me by waving his badges like he's the very best.

I know! Maybe that's why hasn't move yet. I can't wait to fight with some of them!

Only if you aren't either. Girls that is. Not the same guys.

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-10-25 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Just gotta be reasonable 'bout this, don't you. You're a better man than me, Sis.

We're all signing up for the sparring thing, right?

Well you're not allowed to date girls either. I'm sayin', just in case.

[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-26 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Besides, we both know who's best, right?

Yeah! I can't wait to see who I get!

What is this YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.

[identity profile] punchtheflowers.livejournal.com 2010-10-26 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
ImageAND THEN VINNIE GOT HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM BY MAX THE END
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[personal profile] punchvolcanoes 2010-10-26 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
Nooo Vinnie ;_;