[Acicdential public message, video]

[throughthefireandflames]

...I wonder who likes me like that...

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[Private]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

That's what animals do, Charitard. Lay eggs. You ever hear a newt say it's gonna focus on its career instead?

[CHAR IS A TERRIBLE PERSON TO HAVE A MOMENT WITH. SASHA. C'MON.]

I mean, you could just grab a Ditto instead, I guess. If that's what you're into.

Re: [Private]

[punchvolcanoes]

I guess if you put it that way. Just...I dunno. I guess we have hopes and dreams here and...

Oh right, Dittos. I keep forgetting about them.

[Suddenly she feels a bit better. GOOD OLD DITTOS. YOU CAN BE THE BABY MACHINES.]

[Private]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

It's not like it's an either/or thing, moron. We don't do parentin' like Ivysaurs and shit.

You pop out some eggs, let 'em hatch, wait like a week, kick 'em out, and go on with your life. Congratluations. That's motherhood.

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[punchvolcanoes]

[What.]

That's boring. If I have an egg, I'm going to raise it much longer than that.

[Private]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I figured you wouldn't be able to do anything the right way.

What about all them hopes and dreams, though? Ain't those gonna get in the way?

Re: [Private]

[punchvolcanoes]

I don't see why they would. It's not like I'd have one next week or anything.

What about you? I know you're dating out of your type, but do you still want kids some day?

[Private]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Yes like 5000 of them]

Don't see how that's any business of yours. Ain't gonna happen unless Charizards secretly been ghosts all along, anyway.

[Private]

[punchvolcanoes]

Just curious. Gotta admit it's hard imaging you as a father.

...would you have to die and become a Gengar too.

[Private]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

...I guess? Ain't like she's gonna turn into a Charmander anytime soon.

How do you know if I'll turn into a Gengar, though? There some kinda manual on what kind of ghost you become after you drop dead?

[Private]

[punchvolcanoes]

Nope I just figured. At least you wouldn't have to worry about breed types anymore!

I think.

[Private]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Still hafta worry about bein' dead, though.