1st Flame [Video Post]

[throughthefireandflames]

[There is a click and what seems like someone adjusting the computer around, eventually there is a girl looking back at you.]

Hello Smash Academy! This place is amazing! There's so many different trainers and Pokemon and things I have no idea what to call you and oh gosh, I think I saw Rock Band in the student lounge.....anyway. [She is grinning so much ROCK BAND IS THE BEST THING OKAY.]

Name's Sasha. I'm Red's Charizard! Yeap, that's me! Good old Sasha. And like the rest of Red team, we're here to ROCK. YOUR. WORLD, (well more like rockband how do I turn this bold off oh there we go...) KICK ASS and LEARN EDUCATION!

I like spelling. [Pause] And writing. And computers. I'm so proud and happy that everyone's gonna be coming here to learn too, and thankful that Red's okay with us coming here too.

Um, by the way, the phone we were given? Is it possible to get another? I kinda...melted the keyboard when I spoke into it the first time, I'm so sorry. It's just controlling my breath in human form is still pretty hard.

Max! Love the biceps, it was nice to meet ya. [Thumbs up!]

Spinny! I'm still looking for a good pair of glasses for you. [She holds up a pair of sunglasses, and puts them on herself.] I think these are too big for you. [They look silly on her too.]

[Private to Red Team, aka sent e-mails]
You guys! Apparently Giovanni is teaching something, this school lets everyone in, it's hilarious! Uh....not that I think we're considered in the everyone. I meant like...Giovanni and Green Team.

I say we take turns and start stalking him as soon as possible. I bet he's just bidding his time or something. We can't let him try to take over the school or harm anyone. That's the Red Team Way, right?!

Comments

[punchvolcanoes]

I've been on my best behavior. Nothing burned so far! I might ask something to keep the room form burning down however.

Nope. IT'S SO WEIRD SLEEPING ALONE, I FEEL SO LONELY AND FEELS SO BIG WITH NO ONE ELSE, BAAAAW Maybe you could get one of those alarms to help you?

[PRIVATE]

I'll be sure to place a phone call. If I get one back again.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Good. No gettin' in fights or flirting. Hypocrite.

I swear I can't fall asleep anymore without listenin' to Sonny's snoring. It's.... what's the word. Plus, I don't think pillow-alarms've been invented. Someone goddamn oughta.

Oh yeah, conditioning. You need a recording of it, lemme know, ha.

[Private]

You think they got a thing against assaulting teachers? I mean, it's a fight school and all.

Then again, getting kicked out might be worth it just to punch in his face.

[punchvolcanoes]

Only with those who are my strength or more powerful than me. Yeah seriously man I saw those eyes towards that flower.

Pillow alarms! That sounds like an amazing idea!

Well silence is very lonely different after those years sleeping with Sonny around. I guess a recording could be nice! How are you four holding up by the way?


[Private]
Now that we're all here, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Red challenges his team. They'll be so sorry to see us again!

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Tch... Hey I wasn't flirting okay. I was just... surprised to see them here

Yeah, I wonder if there's a class for just... makin' shit. I'd try it out. Or, I guess, see if there're any brains around here interested in building one.

I'll try to figure it out. I mean, if the computers can do video, that can't be too hard. We're doin' all right over here. Well, Marie's still pretty nervous 'bout adjusting, but he'll be okay.

[Private]

Man, do we have to wait for an official battle? That's just... if he's not gonna follow the rules, why can't we just kick the shit outta him?

[punchvolcanoes]

I didn't see Inventors 101 on the schedule...[She brings up a paper to the screen and reads it.]

Autoshop? BioMechanical Engineering? Wow that sounds pretty fancy.

Maybe Wood Shop no a pillow made out of wood wouldn't be very comfortable.

.....

[She's looking at the paper. And Laughing. So hard.]


[Private]

Because we're better than him.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

You're talkin' to a Grass type about wood pillows, don't tempt me.

...

Hey... You gonna let me in on the joke or what? What's so funny?

[Private]

Yeah... you're right. Still pisses me off though.

[punchvolcanoes]

You know I was kinda expecting him to teach business or Pokemon or something...but he's teaching geology.

Geology.

Giovanni is teaching it.

Gio...Geo...yeah I um..[she stops laughing.]

That's kinda insulting to all the Rock pokemon. Knowing that the Ex-Rocket Boss is teaching about stones and all that.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

That's... all? THAT WASN'T HILARIOUS AT ALL

...I thought Brock was the Rock Pokemon guy. I never met'im though. But shit, the bigger problem's how an evil bastard like him ever got to be a teacher of anything, much less a Gym Leader in the Pokemon League.

[punchvolcanoes]

Yeah I thought it was funny okay.

Good question. I bet it probably is the same reason they let Green take his gym position.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. fucking 'Ceus.

I bet he's so goddamn smug with his cushy little seat on Giovanni's rubble. Gets to lord all over other trainers now, cuz it's his fucking job.

Messed right the hell up.

[punchvolcanoes]

[She shrugs]

Eh, I don't think they let him lord anything up. Sides, if he's the Earth Badge, his team is sorely lacking in it. At least he's not part of the Elite Four or the Reigning Champ.

I'm pretty sure if Red wanted one of the gym positions he'd take it. But he's like us...he can't stay in just one place for too long, you know?

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Well, I bet he's lording it up in his fat head, anyway.

Yeah. You can't get stronger if you're just stuck in the same place all the time. Wonder how long Red's plannin' to stay here. Seems like there's a lot of tough cookies around.

And you're not allowed to date any of them

[punchvolcanoes]

Eh, let him continue to wallow in his own ego and be happy with what he has. I'm happy with the team and who I am and that's not a thing he can take away from me by waving his badges like he's the very best.

I know! Maybe that's why hasn't move yet. I can't wait to fight with some of them!

Only if you aren't either. Girls that is. Not the same guys.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

Just gotta be reasonable 'bout this, don't you. You're a better man than me, Sis.

We're all signing up for the sparring thing, right?

Well you're not allowed to date girls either. I'm sayin', just in case.

[punchvolcanoes]

Besides, we both know who's best, right?

Yeah! I can't wait to see who I get!

What is this YOU'RE NOT MY MOM.

[punchtheflowers.livejournal.com]

AND THEN VINNIE GOT HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM BY MAX THE END

[punchvolcanoes]

Nooo Vinnie ;_;