1st Flame [Video Post]

[throughthefireandflames]

[There is a click and what seems like someone adjusting the computer around, eventually there is a girl looking back at you.]

Hello Smash Academy! This place is amazing! There's so many different trainers and Pokemon and things I have no idea what to call you and oh gosh, I think I saw Rock Band in the student lounge.....anyway. [She is grinning so much ROCK BAND IS THE BEST THING OKAY.]

Name's Sasha. I'm Red's Charizard! Yeap, that's me! Good old Sasha. And like the rest of Red team, we're here to ROCK. YOUR. WORLD, (well more like rockband how do I turn this bold off oh there we go...) KICK ASS and LEARN EDUCATION!

I like spelling. [Pause] And writing. And computers. I'm so proud and happy that everyone's gonna be coming here to learn too, and thankful that Red's okay with us coming here too.

Um, by the way, the phone we were given? Is it possible to get another? I kinda...melted the keyboard when I spoke into it the first time, I'm so sorry. It's just controlling my breath in human form is still pretty hard.

Max! Love the biceps, it was nice to meet ya. [Thumbs up!]

Spinny! I'm still looking for a good pair of glasses for you. [She holds up a pair of sunglasses, and puts them on herself.] I think these are too big for you. [They look silly on her too.]

[Private to Red Team, aka sent e-mails]
You guys! Apparently Giovanni is teaching something, this school lets everyone in, it's hilarious! Uh....not that I think we're considered in the everyone. I meant like...Giovanni and Green Team.

I say we take turns and start stalking him as soon as possible. I bet he's just bidding his time or something. We can't let him try to take over the school or harm anyone. That's the Red Team Way, right?!

Comments

[punchvolcanoes]

And most Charizards aren't like you either, which is a good thing.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, most only ever get to dream about bein' this badass. Tragic, ain't it?

[punchvolcanoes]

Yeah. Keep reaching for that dream, Char.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You ain't too good at followin' conversations, are you? Should I try talkin' slower?

[punchvolcanoes]

Nah, I'm pretty sure I follow you in that you're completely delusional.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Right, silly me. Ain't allowed to be badass unless I'm a big, special shiny that can't figure out how to bold the words she's typin' for her video post.

Pow! Right for the gut.

[punchvolcanoes]

...You always were a stick in the mud, Char. If you think that's what makes me feel special or big then you're...

'Sides, you've had two years more to get used to these computers. I'll figure it out.

Re: Pow! Right for the gut.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Oh, right. Ain't just that. Should I have mentioned the oh-so-superior squadron of best friends forever ready to toss asspats your way every minute? Maybe I oughta be talkin' about how wicked awesome strong you are and how utterly effortless things are when you're part of Red's blessed group of sparklin' little miracles. Is that enough to get you feelin' special, princess?

[punchvolcanoes]

...You have some serious issues.

two can play the moustache game

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Don't know why I even bothered talkin' to you. S'just a waste of time.

aergaeth well to be honest I posted the wrong icon and kinda...decided it was fitting anyway.

[punchvolcanoes]

It's what Rivals do, right? Even if it was just a stream of insults. Maybe there's some hope for you yet!

We should fight when all those spars are over. I want to see how strong you've become.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

What the hell ever, Charitard. If you're lookin' to throw down, bring it on. Just don't go expectin' an easy win.

[punchvolcanoes]

You're on, Sparks.

I wouldn't have challenged you if I knew this wasn't going to be a good fight. If I do get an easy win I'll be disappointed. Charizards don't fight things that aren't level or stronger then themselves, am I right?

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Sparks? I look like a Pikachu to you, Charitard?

Where'd you get that idea from? I beat up shit that's weaker'n me all the time. Hell, I took Vinnie on, didn't I?

[punchvolcanoes]

Sparks are what start out and become flames. I read it in a book.

Huh. And here I thought most of us had um...hold on..[she gets the research book.] "Generally, a Charizard will be competitive. It loves to battle and spend a great amount of time training or looking for opponents. Its competitive spirit is also noteworthy, since it will never spit flames at a weaker foe unless provoked or commanded." It's from Smoke in the Wind: The Problem With Excessive Domestication"by Mathilda Beech!

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

That's a shitty nickname and you should be embarrassed.

Uh-huh. So who d'you think knows more about Charizards: a Charizard, or some dusty professor off in the wherever-the-fuck region?

[punchvolcanoes]

You can take it or leave it, I'll still call you Sparks anyway. And...to be honest, I don't know any other Charizards except you. Never met any other of my kind, and there weren't any in the mountains where we were staying.

And this lady has done a show called 'The Charizard Whisperer' where she takes on the Charizard of other trainers.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Y'know what? Fine. Keep it. You're gonna be callin' me that after we tussle, anyway.

...Guess I'm kinda in the same boat or whatever. Only Charizards I know're me, you, and my mom.

That sounds dumb as hell. Stupid bitch is just gonna get herself set on fire.

[punchvolcanoes]

At least it's better than Bubbles! Siiiiiigh Bubbles.....

I never knew my mom. My first memory is waking up in the lab and having a bunch of scientists poke at me.

She wears um...[she searches the internet] Oh! here we go:

http://www.thedocumentaryblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/0702_1.JPG

I think the guns are just for show, I never saw her use those.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Don't even start with that. Don't remind me about Blastoise bawwhawww I miss him :'( :'(

Ain't missin' that much, really. We ain't s'posed to stick around our parents for more'n a week or two.

The hell is that? I don't care what the lady's wearin', ain't no way a self-respectin' Charizard would listen to that.

[punchvolcanoes]

Baw I miss him too, I mean wait.

Yeah I figured. Our kind seems to just loving fighting and kicking things, don't we? I'm surprised we don't eat our young. Maybe that's why we're so rare in the wild...

Most don't. At first anyway. Then you find out a lot of them had bad starts with Team Rocket and that's why they don't follow their trainers much.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

What? That's gross. Don't be gross, Charitard. First Biomech and now you. IF I EVER HAVE BABIES IT'LL BE WITH A DITTO.

I wouldn't watch it. Sounds sappy as shit.

[punchvolcanoes]

I don't think I'd want to eat them honestly. Or just have them for a few weeks. They are your own flesh and blood...

Maybe, but there's Terminator: The Manchamp Connor Chronicles right afterward. Totally worth it.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Get real, Sasha. You got the shiny gene. Any eggs you have're gonna be snapped up by trainers before you have time to blink.

...You seriously need some hobbies.

[punchvolcanoes]

Shiny genes don't give you anything special apart from looking different. I read about it! It's just a genetic mal...fucntion that doesn't make you stronger or better than others of your own kind, just a different colored skin. They've been researching that over the last forty years. Didn't help me at all in life either, apart from getting kidnapped for Team Rocket. Anyway, Plants would know. You get stronger with hard work and having an amazing trainer. I don't think either of us would be here right now if it wasn't for Boss or Green, right? Plus yuck! The yellow as a Charmander.

'Sides, I know that Red wouldn't let a trainer near any eggs I might have unless he trusts them.

I play Rock Band! I'm getting good at the drums in expect, but I have to be careful so I don't burn the couches.