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[throughthefireandflames]

...I wonder who likes me like that...

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

My point exactly.

[Private]
Figured you'd be used to that, too.

[OH, SNAP. Ice burns making implications about Sasha's promiscuity in both conversations. He is on a roll.]

[punchvolcanoes]

Good thing I haven't asked you to date my yet or else I'd really have loose standards.

[Private]
I am not in heat, get over it.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You keep tryin' to imply that you'd actually have a chance. Do you remember the part about me mockin' you as hard as I possibly could over those? Or maybe the part about me already havin' a girl? Why in the hell would I ever wanna settle for something like you?

[Private]
Whatever. Sheltered Baby Sasha can't handle other Charizards, even if they're as tame and useless as you. You just say in your team's nice, safe lap. Char'll take care of it.

[punchvolcanoes]

It's not like I'd want to try, dating or not. Congrats, by the way.

[Private]
Go toss yourself to a flock of female Charizards in heat, and then we'll talk. It's not a question if I can take them on or not. (They're what, level 10?) But I don't want to harm them either.

Maybe if I could find them a nice girl from the labs or something...

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Then quit suggestin' it. Makes you look creepy.

[Private]
Right. Because females are the only ones that can ever not be in heat.

Don't go gettin' such an inflated ego, Charitard. You're just a novelty, that's all. Even you look interestin' to somebody that don't know what an attractive girl's s'posed to look like.

[punchvolcanoes]

Alright, I'll be good. Unlike you. [There goes her being all happy.]

[Private]

A novelty...

Hey...you ever see another female Charizard before? I mean...looking at the statistics, there's only about 12.5% of us born female...how many eggs do they gotta lay?

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Mission accomplished.]

'Course I have. [Spoilers: one was Samus and one was his mom.] Look, you're definitely askin' the wrong guy about eggs. I'm datin' outside my egg group.

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[punchvolcanoes]

Sometimes I wonder if our kind will just fade out over time. No one really likes raising Charizards anymore...

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

THANKS A LOT, STEALTH ROCK

What, you crazy? Look how many Charmanders Gramps' lab cranks out for new trainers each year.

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[punchvolcanoes]

How many females do you think are there? And is that all they do...cranking out Charmanders.

[SASHA ARE YOU HAVING A MOMENT. BEING AFRAID YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BABY MACHINE. WITH CHAR. WHAT. NO. BAD SASHA.]

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

That's what animals do, Charitard. Lay eggs. You ever hear a newt say it's gonna focus on its career instead?

[CHAR IS A TERRIBLE PERSON TO HAVE A MOMENT WITH. SASHA. C'MON.]

I mean, you could just grab a Ditto instead, I guess. If that's what you're into.

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[punchvolcanoes]

I guess if you put it that way. Just...I dunno. I guess we have hopes and dreams here and...

Oh right, Dittos. I keep forgetting about them.

[Suddenly she feels a bit better. GOOD OLD DITTOS. YOU CAN BE THE BABY MACHINES.]

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

It's not like it's an either/or thing, moron. We don't do parentin' like Ivysaurs and shit.

You pop out some eggs, let 'em hatch, wait like a week, kick 'em out, and go on with your life. Congratluations. That's motherhood.

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[punchvolcanoes]

[What.]

That's boring. If I have an egg, I'm going to raise it much longer than that.

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I figured you wouldn't be able to do anything the right way.

What about all them hopes and dreams, though? Ain't those gonna get in the way?

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[punchvolcanoes]

I don't see why they would. It's not like I'd have one next week or anything.

What about you? I know you're dating out of your type, but do you still want kids some day?

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Yes like 5000 of them]

Don't see how that's any business of yours. Ain't gonna happen unless Charizards secretly been ghosts all along, anyway.

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[punchvolcanoes]

Just curious. Gotta admit it's hard imaging you as a father.

...would you have to die and become a Gengar too.

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

...I guess? Ain't like she's gonna turn into a Charmander anytime soon.

How do you know if I'll turn into a Gengar, though? There some kinda manual on what kind of ghost you become after you drop dead?

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[punchvolcanoes]

Nope I just figured. At least you wouldn't have to worry about breed types anymore!

I think.

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Still hafta worry about bein' dead, though.