THE PHONE POST

[throughthefireandflames]

"Is this thing on? Oh I guess it is.

HELLO ! YOU HAVE REACH SASHA'S PHONE BUT I AM CURRENTLY BUSY RIGHT NOW OR TRAINING OR IN CLASS! PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP AND I WILL GET RIGHT BACK TO YOU! I'LL DO IT AS FAST AS POSSIB -

BEEP!

Comments

SAME DAY VINNIE GETS TEXT-TROLLED

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[After Char's lucky discovery (http://punchtheflowers.livejournal.com/2724.html?thread=74148#t74148), it seems a shame to only use it to bother Vinnie. Might as well toss more fuel on the fire, and send Sasha a few texts from some unfamiliar number for her to discover once she gets her phone back.]

text;

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Vinnie, my blushing flower, my everything, I can't stand every second we're apart. I know our love must stay a secret, but its like hell fire in my heart knowing we must pass in the halls and pretend not to notice each other.

text;

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Meet me in the bathroom by the gym during third period. I can't bear to be without your passionate touch any longer. I need to feel your lips again, to see your skin quivering beneath me.

text;

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

oh shit wrong number

text;

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

DELETE THOSE PLS

Re: text;

[punchvolcanoes]

[WHAT.]

Re: text;

[punchvolcanoes]

[WHAT.]

Re: text;

[punchvolcanoes]

WHAT.

text;

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Seriously, please just pretend you never saw anything! Vinnie would be so upset if he thought his family knew about us!

Re: text;

[punchvolcanoes]

what

[Her mind is broken.]

text;

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

I hope you can understand. He's just not ready to let them know he's gay!

[Not... here...]

[rivalsweetscent]

[Yesssss I mean what.]

Re: [Not... here...]

[punchvolcanoes]

....WHAT

text;

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Vinnie and I love each other!! Why can't you accept us? It doesn't matter if I'm a man, or if he likes to wear lipstick and lingerie when we do it! It's our hearts that matter!

Re: text;

[punchvolcanoes]

Vinnie wears lipstick?

[OH MY ARCEUS SHE CAN SHARE TIPS]

Re: text;

[punchvolcanoes]

[WAIT.]

WHO IS DIS?

text;

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Maybe its better to hear the truth from Vinnie... why don't you ask him about his Sex Pony? That's what he calls me in the bedroom.

Re: text;

[punchvolcanoes]

BELIEVE ME, I WILL.

[And completely forget the fact you had just said you wanted to keep this a secret. GREAT JOB MASTER SLEUTH.]

text;

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Sasha, if Red's entire team ends up hearing about Vinnie's secret Sex Pony, he will consider that a job well done. He's just gonna click his phone shut and sit back.]

[punchwaves]

omg someone signed me up for that weird pageant

[throughthefireandflames]

Really? I bet it's someone on Green team. I signed up for the female one myself...

[punchwaves]

probably char or green

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ugh i dont want to do this

[throughthefireandflames]

According to the Souji guy we don't have much of a choice or something.

Uh, you wanna come shop with me to pick out stuff then?

[punchwaves]

i guess??? i dont even know what to get. r there like rules or something. do i have to wear a dress

[throughthefireandflames]

No idea. Maybe? Maybe just a girl outfit?

Maybe you could wear the girl's school uniform.

[punchwaves]

tbh that's almost worse than a dress. the short skirt...

[throughthefireandflames]

I guess that's true. We def. need to go shopping then.

[punchwaves]

yay

[throughthefireandflames]

Well look at it this way. At least you're not a 6 feet tall guy trying to find a nice girl dress.

...that's kinda my problem when you think about it, however.

[punchwaves]

im not sure if its relieving or embarrassing to know u think ill b able to find girls clothes thatll fit me

...sry u have a hard time finding clothes that fit

[throughthefireandflames]

Not all places like making a tail hole and wing holes too. Also it's gotta be pretty fireproof.

So there's a few stores I go to, and it's pretty pricy.

[punchwaves]

yeah that sucks. sry.

[throughthefireandflames]

Well not like it's your fault. Not many female Charizards and all. Anyway, we can go to the mall if you want.

[punchwaves]

oh, sure.

[throughthefireandflames]

Wait whut. U ok?!

28th Dec 2012

[silentchamp]

thanks for being you sasha

[silentchamp]

sory that was corny

[silentchamp]

you cud be a shelder and i would like you

[silentchamp]

i dont dislke sheldrs btw

[silentchamp]

[ HE WOULD WRITE MORE BUT HE GAVE UP AFTER HE STARTED RAMBLING ABOUT SHELLDERS AND CLOSED HIS PHONE AND REMEMBERED WHY HE HATES TEXTING. WHY HE HATES WORDS.

love, your loser trainer Red. ]