THE PHONE POST

[throughthefireandflames]

"Is this thing on? Oh I guess it is.

HELLO ! YOU HAVE REACH SASHA'S PHONE BUT I AM CURRENTLY BUSY RIGHT NOW OR TRAINING OR IN CLASS! PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP AND I WILL GET RIGHT BACK TO YOU! I'LL DO IT AS FAST AS POSSIB -

BEEP!

Comments

[Not... here...]

[rivalsweetscent]

[Yesssss I mean what.]

Re: [Not... here...]

[punchvolcanoes]

....WHAT

text;

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Vinnie and I love each other!! Why can't you accept us? It doesn't matter if I'm a man, or if he likes to wear lipstick and lingerie when we do it! It's our hearts that matter!

Re: text;

[punchvolcanoes]

Vinnie wears lipstick?

[OH MY ARCEUS SHE CAN SHARE TIPS]

Re: text;

[punchvolcanoes]

[WAIT.]

WHO IS DIS?

text;

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Maybe its better to hear the truth from Vinnie... why don't you ask him about his Sex Pony? That's what he calls me in the bedroom.

Re: text;

[punchvolcanoes]

BELIEVE ME, I WILL.

[And completely forget the fact you had just said you wanted to keep this a secret. GREAT JOB MASTER SLEUTH.]

text;

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Sasha, if Red's entire team ends up hearing about Vinnie's secret Sex Pony, he will consider that a job well done. He's just gonna click his phone shut and sit back.]